Sweet Home

Political scientists say that local politics is much more important than national politics in terms of actual results. Of course, local politics is also roughly 80,000 times more incompetent and corrupt, as shown by my home state.

When the Alabama Legislature tried to make Alabama a player in presidential politics, it inadvertently moved the state's entire primary election — not just the presidential preference primary — from June to February in 2008.

We should really create an agency or something to crack down on all this inefficient bureaucracy.