The Onion

The Onion is maybe my favorite time waster at work, besides sifting through the archives of economists' blogs (I rule). Today is particularly great for headlines. Here are a few I loved:

Hussein Judge Hoping For Fair, Speedy Assassination

Coworker Even A Dick In His Expense Reports

I'm Not One Of Those Fancy College-Educated Doctors

Toby Keith Struggling To Come Up With Rhyme For Ahmadinejad

Thanks, The Onion.